Part Seven: The Last Day?

There is a bunch of concern over tomorrow. Like here for example.

To save you clicking time, it seems tomorrow, August 22nd has some Islamic value that could mean bad news for the world.

This year, August 22 marks the holy day on the Islamic calendar that is the day of reckoning for Shiites. Some Shiite sects believe that August 22 could correspond to the end of the world.

They may be right, but not how they think. There is one major sign that comes tomorrow which coincides with the date the terrorists seem to have picked.

Paris
Paris Hilton (Artist)
Availability: This title will be released on August 22, 2006. Pre-order now. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.

Yes, music dies with one word: Paris. The plug is pulled on August 22nd. Talent is not only no longer required, but is not even wanted by fans. This will be a hit, I have no doubts. If nothing else, the Hiltons have enough money to buy it to number one.

Why do I think the terrorist holiday has anything to do with the release date of this apocalypse bringing CD? In the words of Robert Spencer, Director of Jihadwatch.org and an adjunct fellow at the Free Congress Foundation:

"The only thing we can know is that the date was not chosen by accident"

And this guy is an expert. Do you need any more proof Paris Hilton is in with the terrorists? As if her assault on all of our other senses was not enough, now she is going after our music: our only salvation. She is releasing her album on "the holy day on the Islamic calendar that is the day of reckoning for Shiites". Or maybe we have it all wrong and they are simply trying to save us from the pain of more of her "singing".

In a world where Paris Hilton is considered not only an actress, but a singer as well, Armageddon looks very appealing. At least I know the music will be good. Still I hope everything is ok tomorrow and the CD release is delayed.