Sex, Drugs, and Bach?
By Kanrei
What is wrong with all you rockers out there? Have you all been beaten down by the Britney Spears and Blink 182’s out there? What happened to my “Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll?” Are we really going to go out like this?
A psychologist at the University of Leiester in England named Adrian North had recently performed a study that tells me rock is dead. He did a survey of 2500 people to learn about their musical tastes and how it related to their lifestyles. The results scare me. Honestly.
Dr. North found that 38% of hip hop fans and 29% of dance music people had slept with more than one person during the last five year period. Only 1.5% of country fans had done the same. Have you seen some country music fans though?
They also found that 50% of the fans of hip hop and dance were more likely to have broken the law. Wonder why that would be? A culture that celebrates crime has a higher likelihood of criminals. Before you believe that way to obvious connection, the study gets weird.
A group of music fans had a 25% of smoking pot and a 12% subdivision of that group had taken psychedelic mushrooms. I always suspected these genres as being the work of the Devil, but I never had this clear of proof. If the culture of hip hop leads to increased sex and crime than the classical music fans cannot be trusted to raise kids because 25% of them are druggies!
That is right. I was amazed as well to be honest, but 25% of classical music fans have tried pot. Considering the “Liar” factor in these studies, it would be probably closer to 50%.
Classical music leads to pot and pot is a gateway drug (ha ha), so that would make classical music gateway music. We must ban it if we are to win the war on drugs! Opera must be banned as well because that is the subdivision with the 12% Psilocybin fixation. Probably helps them understand what is going on.
I would bet that most anti-drug crusaders would be so happy if their children listened to some Mozart or a nice aria instead of Nugent or Pink Floyd. They would think their children were safe, unaware of the subliminal confusion being broadcast to them that only a nice hit could clear up.
Me, I blame Disney. I blame that devious bastard and his Fantasia. I mean classical music with hippos dancing with alligators and mice creating insane walking brooms? I almost need a hit just to explain the movie, and we show it to kids.
The lessons of this story are both promising and a good warning. If you want to have grandchildren then you must raise your children on hip hop. It is called “bootie music” for a reason after all.
The big lesson is DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS GROW UP TO LISTEN TO BEETHOVEN! Any group with more than six members and you are running a risk of raising the next Charles Manson.
And to all you rockers out there…what happened to you? You did not even score high enough to make the article. Sex? Drugs? Rock N’ Roll? I just don’t see it. For shame. What did Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Bon Scott, and all the others die for then?
What is wrong with all you rockers out there? Have you all been beaten down by the Britney Spears and Blink 182’s out there? What happened to my “Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll?” Are we really going to go out like this?A psychologist at the University of Leiester in England named Adrian North had recently performed a study that tells me rock is dead. He did a survey of 2500 people to learn about their musical tastes and how it related to their lifestyles. The results scare me. Honestly.
Dr. North found that 38% of hip hop fans and 29% of dance music people had slept with more than one person during the last five year period. Only 1.5% of country fans had done the same. Have you seen some country music fans though?
They also found that 50% of the fans of hip hop and dance were more likely to have broken the law. Wonder why that would be? A culture that celebrates crime has a higher likelihood of criminals. Before you believe that way to obvious connection, the study gets weird.
A group of music fans had a 25% of smoking pot and a 12% subdivision of that group had taken psychedelic mushrooms. I always suspected these genres as being the work of the Devil, but I never had this clear of proof. If the culture of hip hop leads to increased sex and crime than the classical music fans cannot be trusted to raise kids because 25% of them are druggies!That is right. I was amazed as well to be honest, but 25% of classical music fans have tried pot. Considering the “Liar” factor in these studies, it would be probably closer to 50%.
Classical music leads to pot and pot is a gateway drug (ha ha), so that would make classical music gateway music. We must ban it if we are to win the war on drugs! Opera must be banned as well because that is the subdivision with the 12% Psilocybin fixation. Probably helps them understand what is going on.
I would bet that most anti-drug crusaders would be so happy if their children listened to some Mozart or a nice aria instead of Nugent or Pink Floyd. They would think their children were safe, unaware of the subliminal confusion being broadcast to them that only a nice hit could clear up.
Me, I blame Disney. I blame that devious bastard and his Fantasia. I mean classical music with hippos dancing with alligators and mice creating insane walking brooms? I almost need a hit just to explain the movie, and we show it to kids.
The lessons of this story are both promising and a good warning. If you want to have grandchildren then you must raise your children on hip hop. It is called “bootie music” for a reason after all.
The big lesson is DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS GROW UP TO LISTEN TO BEETHOVEN! Any group with more than six members and you are running a risk of raising the next Charles Manson.And to all you rockers out there…what happened to you? You did not even score high enough to make the article. Sex? Drugs? Rock N’ Roll? I just don’t see it. For shame. What did Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Bon Scott, and all the others die for then?
posted by Unknown at
8:18 PM
2 Comments:
Hmph! Sounds to me like that study is implying that rockers are too old to get into any more trouble and are ready for ... rockers. Somebody ought to sic the Hip Hop people on them, give them a good scare. LOL!
I pray the author just ignored the 60-80% rating rock got in sex and drug use.
The classical music thing shocked me to be honest.
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